Finally, a relaxed retrospective screenplay for the favorite chronicler of the left-wing wake bubble and the letter-to-the-editor fanmail magnet of the AfD-related argumentation elite: a brand new state election. Lower Saxony. The home of world stars such as Martin Kind, Ernst August Prince of Hanover, Klaus Meine, Oliver Pocher, Lena Meyer-Landrut and Annalena Baerbock. It reads like a typical Saturday night’s Twitter trends or a normal “Wetten, dass…?” guest list, but it’s the who’s who of Lower Saxony, the sexiest state after Bavaria.
Briefly about the personal classification: Martin Kind is probably the inventor of hearing aids and an expert for the complete atmospheric destruction of promising second-class clubs.
Not to mention the hearts of nouveau-riche whore owners who really want to be adopted. Not a single puff owner, although there are sometimes analogies in terms of style, are:
I mention that here because it was announced this week that
But on with the wild ride through famous Lower Saxony, the Beverly Hills of the states.
Who has good cards? social democrats!
Fun fact: that’s about the name of the only prominent German who was not born in Lower Saxony
As if there weren’t excellent comrades with premiership potential born in Lower Saxony. Lilly Blaudszun for example. Lilly comes from Bückeburg, haha, yes, that is a real town in the Schaumburg district. Blaudszun, the only name in politics that could really use a few more vowels, is originally aristocratic.
Even if the reputation of the Schaumburg-Lippes has suffered a bit lately due to the somewhat peculiar behavior of the head Alexander zu Schaumburg-Lippe (called “Schaumi”, which somehow always sounds like a shower cream) after he described himself with the words “Zero humanity, zero warmth, zero solidarity” in the jury of the RTL dance format “Let’s Dance”. There, his ex-wife Lilly was removed from the dance floor quite early in the season. Personally, I find support between the families sympathetic in principle despite the divorce. Moreover, he did not pee on the Turkish pavilion, but only on Joachim Llambi’s leg.
But back to topic. Obviously, as long as everyone in the SPD clique can become prime minister exactly where they want, we’ll still get on very well with Stephan Weil. After all, we always run the risk that, for example,
The 600-strong investigative team WEB.de seized this currently the biggest political scandal since “ZDF Magazin Royale” last Friday as an opportunity to take a closer look at the regional loyalty of Social Democracy to the prime minister selection. And what can I say: abysses are opening.
With painstakingly detailed research, we have drained a morass of post-negotiation that will leave many states out of whack with inevitable layoffs. Short explanation for all the “journalists” of the “Bild” newspaper, who always read very carefully here how the cybersecurity company Protelion, at the behest of my briefing, fully documented: Investigation, that is the intensive effort to find out for yourself in detail and comprehensive To provide access to relevant information and then to seriously evaluate the data that has come to our attention.
Post El Dorado SPD
The horrifying truth about the loss of patriotic ties to one’s own country when the sovereign is occupied is as shocking as it is outrageous:
Against the background of this incredible Sozi-Amigo affair, it is not surprising that Michaela Schwesig, Prime Minister of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, was also born in Frankfurt/Oder in Brandenburg. It is not known whether Schwesig (born 1974) was there as Giffey’s (1978) nanny. What else would the brave, homely citizens of the SPD-administered states have to endure?
Compared to the bingo of the Prime Minister of the former People’s Party, Melanie Müller’s salute is almost a mess. The right arm reflexively pulls up eight to twelve times, which can happen from time to time. Everyone likes to drive on the Autobahn, even Eva Herman.
Lars Klingbeil is silent about the excessive machinations of his party. Not surprising, because he too has notable inconsistencies in his resume. Klingbeil was born in Soltau, but is now head of the SPD instead of Heidepark. The “S” in SPD apparently stands for self-service. After only ten months of government responsibility, Social Democracy has completely collapsed.
No comparison to the greatest opposition of all time. The future angel of the Union is called Friedrich Merz and is a down-to-earth, hardworking medium-sized company with an ear to the pulse of the people. With your own private jet to a colleague’s wedding on Sylt, who doesn’t do that in their spare time? Let’s vote against the criminality of marital rape, there are not only rights in a God-blessed partnership, but also duties.
Abolish dismissal protection, people often have to be forced to be happy. And employees are people too, many in the FDP don’t even know that. Release Ukrainian war refugees, mostly women and children, as “social tourists” for racist shootings, arguably, but Flix buses to Kiev are full, that’s a fact (source: Telegram).
Anyway, Friedrich Merz was certainly born in Brilon. This is in the beautiful eastern Sauerland. And unlike the cosmopolitan charlatans of the SPD, who take their posts all over Germany, even though they have no history to show for the region, Friedrich Merz from the eastern Sauerland really always looks like he’s very angry somewhere in the east. is.
When it comes to authenticity, the Red Sox ensemble around BMW owner Kevin Kühnert (Berlin born by the way and fan of Arminia Bielefeld, the SPD of professional football) could learn a thing or two from Merz! With this in mind: See you next week!
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